Author: John Oliver

(Washington, DC) – The Biden family’s escapades have taken a glittering twist as James Biden, the lesser-known sibling, revealed to Republicans leading the impeachment probe that he expertly disposed of a diamond his nephew Hunter received as a ‘gift’ from Chinese businessmen. The diamond, allegedly meant to ‘entice’ Hunter into business dealings, ended up as just another casualty of the Biden saga. Rumors have surfaced that Hunter crushed up the diamond and snorted it to conceal the evidence! During a highly-anticipated closed-door interview on Capitol Hill, James Biden spilled the diamonds—figuratively speaking—on his brother Joe’s involvement in the family’s glittery…

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Grants Pass, known for having the most extravagant water bills in the nation, has once again hit residents where it hurts – their streaming subscriptions. With locals already drowning in bills averaging over $100 a month for water, the City Council decided it was time to make a splash with even higher costs. As residents struggle to stay afloat amidst insurance hikes and the mind-boggling inflation of bidenomics, utility bills are now skyrocketing by 40%-60% for each household. What’s next? Selling your first-born child for a glass of water? In a move that surprised absolutely no one, the City Council…

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Portland, Oregon, known for its progressive policies, is facing the consequences of Measure 110, which aimed to decriminalize the possession of small amounts of drugs. While proponents touted it as a groundbreaking move towards a more compassionate approach to addiction, citizens are now realizing that legalizing drugs doesn’t come with a magic wand to solve all of society’s ills. The measure, which passed with enthusiastic support from voters, has inadvertently transformed Portland into a real-life circus of sorts, with residents expressing bewilderment at the unexpected side effects. Many had hoped that legalizing drugs would lead to a utopian society where…

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In a delightful journey down the mini bottle rabbit hole, we discover that these wee vessels of liquid courage have a spirited history dating back to the 1890s in Dublin. Known by various aliases like shooters, nips, mini’s, or, for the high-flyers, airplane bottles, these tiny tipples have a story as intoxicating as their contents. Legend has it that in the hallowed distilleries of Scotland, where the air was rich with the aroma of dreams and the paycheck was just a fairy tale, workers couldn’t afford a full bottle of the good stuff. The distilleries, ever the patrons of employee…

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The Radish (GP Media) is thrilled to announce its much-anticipated inaugural event, “Moonlight Madness,” a dazzling night of golf for charity. This extraordinary glow ball tournament, supporting Backpacks for Teens/Campus Closets, will take place at the scenic Applegate River Golf Club, located at 7350 New Hope Road in Grants Pass, Oregon, on May 18th, 2024, beginning at 6:00 pm. Event Highlights: Date & Time: May 18th, 2024, starting at 6:00 pm Location: Applegate River Golf Club, 7350 New Hope Road, Grants Pass, Oregon Format: Nighttime glow ball tournament featuring 18 holes Cause: Supporting Backpacks for Teens/Campus Closets Golf enthusiasts, community members, and philanthropists are…

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Get ready to set sail for fun because Boatnik is making waves again! Memorial Weekend, Riverside Park in Grants Pass, Oregon, will transform into the ultimate hub of entertainment for the annual Boatnik festival, a tradition that has been delighting attendees for over 60 years. This Memorial Day Weekend extravaganza invites everyone to join the festivities at Riverside Park without any admission fees. With a plethora of activities and shows catering to all ages, Boatnik is the go-to destination for a weekend filled with laughter and enjoyment. From thrilling rides to captivating performances, there’s something for everyone. For those looking…

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President Joe Biden is set to unveil a groundbreaking plan to provide $1.2 billion in student debt relief. But hold onto your textbooks, folks, because this isn’t your typical loan forgiveness spiel – it’s a life-altering offer of free ice cream for nearly 153,000 fortunate souls. In what can only be described as the ultimate brain freeze bailout, the Biden administration’s latest act of generosity will bless borrowers enrolled in the president’s avant-garde “Scoops for Scholars” program. To qualify for this icy windfall, participants must have initially borrowed a brain-freeze-inducing $12,000 or less and have diligently slurped away at their…

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In a surprising twist straight out of a Wild West showdown, Yosemite Sam, the ornery and trigger-happy cowboy, has declared that he won’t be saddling up for any bank heists in the city that never sleeps – New York. The reason? A hefty fine slapped on former Donald Trump for a crime that, according to Sam, is as elusive as a tumbleweed on a windy day. The ruling against Trump, demanding a jaw-dropping $355 million in penalties plus interest, has left Yosemite Sam shaking his head in disbelief. If Trump were to cough up the entire amount today, it would…

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In a continuation of the silly turn of events in Grants Pass, the Board of County Commissioners is considering bringing back the illustrious Simon Hare, a figure whose previous tenure was a masterclass in power corruption, lies, and drama. This time, however, they’re not content with just letting him return to the commissioner’s seat; instead, they’re eyeing him for the prestigious position of Broadband Project Manager. Because nothing says expertise in internet infrastructure like a history of questionable decisions and personal controversies. Hare’s previous stint as commissioner, from 2010 to 2018, was nothing short of a soap opera. His departure…

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By John Oliver Nestled in the heart of the Cascade Range in Central Oregon lies a winter wonderland waiting to be explored— Mt. Bachelor Ski Resort. For snow enthusiasts seeking the perfect blend of breathtaking landscapes and exhilarating slopes, this destination is a dream come true. Join us on a thrilling journey from Grants Pass to Mt. Bachelor as we uncover the joys of this iconic winter retreat. Departing from Grants Pass, the scenic drive towards Bend, Oregon sets the stage for an unforgettable experience. As you traverse through the picturesque landscapes of the Willamette National Forest, anticipation builds, and…

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