In a thrilling turn of events that has left many shaking their heads and clutching their pearls, Hunter Biden, the poster child for presidential progeny gone awry, has now been officially branded a convicted felon. This dubious honor, in addition to bolstering his already colorful résumé, has a practical implication: the poor man can’t even flee to Canada anymore.
Yes, it’s true. The land of maple syrup, politeness, and universal healthcare will no longer be an option for Biden’s next impromptu hiatus. Known for his previous fondness for conveniently timed international retreats, the courts have now shut down what many might have seen as his most reliable escape route.
As Hunter prepares to adapt to life sans Canadian getaways, one can only imagine the challenge. No more skiing in Whistler, no more apologies for stepping on toes in Quebec, and no more polite rejections from Canadian baristas. Instead, he’ll have to face the less glamorous reality of staying put and dealing with the consequences of his actions.
For those who have been following Hunter’s escapades, this development is just another chapter in his ever-entertaining saga. While some might bemoan the loss of a favorite family drama, others are undoubtedly stocking up on popcorn, eager to see how the Hunter Biden Show continues to unfold without the option of a northward exit.