(Washington, DC) – The Biden family’s escapades have taken a glittering twist as James Biden, the lesser-known sibling, revealed to Republicans leading the impeachment probe that he expertly disposed of a diamond his nephew Hunter received as a ‘gift’ from Chinese businessmen. The diamond, allegedly meant to ‘entice’ Hunter into business dealings, ended up as just another casualty of the Biden saga. Rumors have surfaced that Hunter crushed up the diamond and snorted it to conceal the evidence!
During a highly-anticipated closed-door interview on Capitol Hill, James Biden spilled the diamonds—figuratively speaking—on his brother Joe’s involvement in the family’s glittery dealings. According to sources, Hunter, ever the entrepreneur, handed the diamond to James for appraisal. However, in an act that can only be described as the epitome of nonchalance, James admitted to ‘throwing it away.’ Enter Hunter’s nose, knows.
This marks the second known instance of Hunter receiving diamonds from CEFC executives, proving once again that in the Biden family, diamonds are not just a girl’s best friend.
In the intricate web of Biden family business dealings, Hunter’s laptop emails previously exposed a $10 million annual windfall for three years, along with an $80,000 diamond received in February 2017. The chairman of CEFC China Energy, Ye Jianming, collaborated with James Gilliar and Biden family associate Rob Walker to orchestrate the diamond-studded drama as they sought to expand the company’s influence globally.
As Capitol Hill witnesses a riveting probe into whether the Biden family profited from these lucrative connections, the revelation of James Biden’s adept diamond disposal technique has left many scratching their heads. Could this be a new form of artistry, where diamonds are merely folded paper in disguise?
Only time will tell how many more sparkling secrets the Biden family vault holds. For now, the saga continues, and the diamonds, it seems, keep getting tossed around like confetti at a questionable family celebration.