(Washington, DC) – In the latest episode of “As the White House Turns,” Karine Jean-Pierre is back with her deck of race cards, claiming that Donald Trump has single-handedly shredded the intricate tapestry of the Black community’s struggle. According to Jean-Pierre, Trump’s blunder is so significant that it rivals the most dramatic soap opera plot twists.
Jean-Pierre, with a flair for the dramatic, declared, “And in any context, it is profane to compare the long, painful history…of abuse and discrimination suffered by Black Americans…to something that is totally different than self-serving purposes. That’s what we saw from the former president.” Move over, daytime TV dramas; we’ve got a press secretary with a script that’s both bold and bewildering.
When pressed on whether President Joe Biden shared her theatrical viewpoint, Jean-Pierre insisted that she had personally discussed Trump’s blunder with the commander-in-chief. In a press briefing that felt more like a comedy sketch, she declared, “Just being very candid here, it’s repugnant, and it’s divisive to traffic in racist stereotypes. That’s what we have seen. And that affects all Americans, right? You’re tearing up all Americans by doing this. It is, again, divisive and repugnant, and it’s coming from, obviously, a former president of the United States.”
So, there you have it, folks – a White House production where race cards are dealt like playing cards, and every blunder becomes a dramatic episode in the ongoing series of political theatrics.